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Is this the most embarassing dare game ever? ok well its me andy again, i have posted several embarrassing stories (i find em pretty funny) which my Friends have done, or emailed 2 me..
well here is a good 1 Lil it makes me laugh.......
ok so i was there on this 1 and it was a dare game...every one there was like 15-16-17 and most of the girls were really hot.
ok so here we go...
it was the summer holidays and my friends parents had gone on holiday, he has a big mansion coz his parents are rich, so he invites me and my best m8's tommy and joe around, and the girls in our form who he fancies......niki (hot slut, had sex lots, great boobs), abbie (quite nce looking, not that hot), sarah(HOT! brown hair green eyes, big boobs), emma (shy girl, hot)and emily (quite hot, nice body)
so we all sit in a circle and spin the bottle, it figures it lands on me first....
so they all huddle up and start whispering.....after a few seconds they turn and say 'andy, we dare you to snog emily' so i do (i got lucky)
then they spin it and it lands on emma (she is hot, blonde hair, big boobs) , we dare her to strip naked, she refuses so we say to her underwear, she does and sits back down, she was wearing a thong and bra!
ok next my friend niki gets picked, they dare her to go into the closet with me and do what she wants!
so we go into the closet and she says take your clothes off, so i strip into my boxers, she says take em off, so i do and cover myself, im gonna go freshen up she says and walks off....with my clothes!
so after 10 minutes she comes back and says come here, i do and she pushes me out of the closet and comes ot behind me.
i blush and cover my privates, all the girls laugh and the boys are hysterical, emma blushes and i look at her, in her underwear...suddenly i get a huge e r e c t i o n and they all laugh, i go bright red and run into what i thought was a bed room, it as the front door, i realised as it closed, and locked.
so i was panicking, when niki opens the door, in some hot lingerie
i get an e re c t i on again, then she pulls me in and ties my hbehindahind my back, my privates completely exposed....everyone laughs until they finally take mercy on me and let me get my clothes back on
I WILL GET REVENGE!! | | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, lol, I feel sorry for you :( | Why do designers use the models that they use to show off their clothes? I was thumbing through some lingerie catalogs the other day and I realized that you rarely encounter some of these girls during everyday life. Once in a while I'll see a really hot 5'10" blonde walk by so why do they use a minority of women to model clothes that the majority buys?
The same goes for guys. Not every guy is 6'3" 175 so how can you put a suit on a 6'3" 175 model when more than likely a 5'9" 175 guy will buy it? | | Because some people think that if they buy their clothes they have a chance of looking like the models. Even thought that is completely untrue. | How can learn to apply make up to make me look like a hot woman .i am a guy so it will be a challenge? i love to dress up and now im ready to try make up. so i need to learn how .i have two wigs, blonde and red head i look better in the red. i have naturally brown hair,hazel eyes great figure lotsa lingerie and some fake breasts to go with crotchless panties an bra | | Go to a MAC counter, they're very into men wearing makeup. Get a makeup lesson and ask which colors are best for you. They're totally down with it. | What type of lingerie is the sexiest for me? My husband has been away at basic training for the last 2 months and I finally am going to see him graduate this week. I am getting everything ready to be all perfect for us because we only have a few days before his AIT starts and he will be gone again for 15 more weeks. So I have rented us a jacuzzi suite at both of the hotels we are staying at, the one close to his basic training base and then the other is where I have to drop him off at AIT. I have red rose petals to place around the hot tub and bed and candles to put like everywhere. The only problem is I wanted some new lingerie to wear for him, we just moved and I am staying with family while he is finishing his training so most of my stuff is packed up in storage. I bought one new piece the other day as well as a new pair of thigh highs with rhinestones up the back of them. The piece that I bought is like a negligee type thing that is red and black lace on the bra part with a slit right down the middle of both cups and black ribbon laced from the shoulder strap down to where the dress part starts, holding each side of the lacy cup together and revealing the nipple. Attached to the bra part is a black mesh form fitting teddy like dress part, but it hug very tight and is leveled right below my bottom with a black lace hem that matches the upper part. It's not quite a teddy but it's not a body suit or a corset or anything, corsets are what I normally wear, or teddys that only fasten right in the cleavage, both with a matching g-string and thigh highs with the corsets and garter straps.
I don't really want to spend a whole bunch of money on a new corset, all the ones I have cost about $150-$350 and I already spent like $50 on the piece that I got. I still need to find something mind blowing that is special for when we get to the hotel close to his AIT site, that goes with the whole mood that I am setting.
So here it is, I am 5'8" and weigh 175 lb., I got curves and a ghetto booty lol, 36-30-34 to be exact, D cup. I have platinum blonde hair and bright blue eyes, pretty tan skin and light freckles across my nose (I know that all of this doesn't matter, I just want as informed of an opinion as possible on this). I have several piercings that are all very noticeable, my lip, my nose, underneath my right eye, a dozen or so all through my ears, and three dermal implants in my chest- one right in my cleavage and one on each side of my collar bone at the base of my neck.
I need to know what type of lingerie would look good on me, corset, bodysuit, bra and panty set, etc. Also if you have any opinion on what colors I might want to try other than black and red let me know too please. I am kind of thorough obviously so I want to try to match the red rose petals and white candles and all. Would pink and white be too valentine's for a normal occasion? I mean with the red rose petals and all.
Anyone who has any feed back please let me know, this is a very important week to me and I need to make sure I cover absolutely everything from rose petals and hot tubs to body paint and lingerie. He's always looked at me as kind of a trophy wife and even though I don't necessarily think that there's call for all that or that I am really any kind of prize or anything, it makes it hard to do things that are totally mind-blowing because of how he already regards me.
10 pts. best answer :D | pink and white too valentine, go with black or dark red. goes well with pale skin. Guys do not care about color of candles.
other than that, try to remember how responded to different things you were wearing. | What song is this? Name of the hot woman singer? Some guys had the TV on VH1 soul, I think and there was a music video that had a black woman (I think) starting off in lingerie and showing off her back. Then the music video progressed to a party where she had Michael Jackson-like gloves on. I guess they were biker gloves. Anyway I want to to know because this woman, singing was very hot, and I want to search her on the internet so give me the name of the singer, please.
It was not Rihanna or Beyonce.
The woman had short hair with some highlights, I think they were blonde | | Perhaps keri hilson singing knock you down? | How can I get my friends to stop trying to get me to break up with my girlfriend? I'm in college and am friends with lots of the guys on my floor. I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years and I love her very much. The thing is that all my friends say that my girlfriend is so ugly and that I can do much better (they say she has a horse face). There's this one "hot" girl (I put "hot" in quotes because she's the typical bleach blonde, which most guys find hot--but not me) who has been coming to my room to hang out and has been giving me neck massages as I do my homework. She also showed up at my door at 3 am in lingerie. All my friends say I should dump my girlfriend and date the "hot" girl, and they won't let up. What should I do? | | Don't fall in their trap, if the don't respect your gf and you decision then they are not your friends. You are a good guy, don't fall for the bleach blonde, she won't love you for you, be with the person that makes you happy. Tell your friends to back off, in a firm and assertive tone, if it continues then find yourself some new friends who respect your decisions. There should be more guys like you out there!! Good luck with your current gf!!! | Blow Up Babe Deluxe (Rock & Roll lyric)? Willys cynical thought for the day,
Many believe that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Yeah, like *that's* freaking true?
BLOW UP BABE DELUXE
By WILLY SENKIWSKY 5/4/04 10:30 PM, Rock & Roll Song
I get the Blues from being alone
So I called Dates R Us on the phone!
Chick on other end said she has a deal for me
And if I buy immediately there's no shipping fee!
(Chorus)
I went and bought a blow up babe deluxe
Like a vacuum cleaner this thing sux!
I don't need to buy her a diamond ring
Just two double A batteries she'll do anything!
I gave her my Visa number saying I'll take a chance
And I don't want the lingerie' not even hot pants!
I waited in my room for the UPS truck
To deliver my Blow Up Babe Deluxe!
(Repeat Chorus)
My new gal does everything I say
If I'm not here we're at play!
Now I just need a few more bucks
To buy a blonde Blow Up Babe Deluxe!!!...
(Repeat Chorus to fade)
Copyright 2004 Willy Senkiwsky -- All Rights Received -- Unauthorized Duplication Prohibited
"The Blues are the roots, and the other music is the fruits." One of Willie Dixon's favorite sayings, from I Am the Blues by Willie Dixon with Don Snowden (DaCapo, 1989)
"Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule. Nevertheless one had better know the rules, for they sometimes guide in doubtful cases, though not often." --Samuel Butler (1612-80), English poet, Author
"Simple music is the hardest music to play and blues is simple music." --Albert Collins
www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblu… | | ♥ | What do I do? Stay Together, Separate or Divorce? Okay So Ive been married almost 2 years now. Me and my wife have a rocky relationship. Over the 2 years weve been having constant fights. At first they were fought and fixed in a day or two. But lately our fights have been growing more deep. We may fight on Monday and not talk again till Saturday or Sunday.
Our sex life is well ... eh. We dont have sex often. We do other things usually. In the beginning we did these other things like 2-4 times a week. Now its more like 1 - 2 a week. Sex is rare. We may have it like once a week or once every 2 weeks. Lately things have been more rare. Everytime I try to start something she would say shes tired, needs to take a shower, etc... even if she says later tonight... when the time comes... she makes a excuse.
One of the bad things is that I have a hard time 'getting the water fountain to erupt' (excuse the bad pun). Nearly everytime we do stuff I have to imagine another girl to get some pressure going (Although when we have sex at times I dont need to). I dont know why this is... maybe because sex feels like work. I know she doesnt enjoy it... and if she does she doesnt show it. Do you guys do this. I feel guilty afterward thinking about another girl. Im in the service so I value Honor and Committment, which is why I wouldnt cheat.
Im just so sexually on nowadays. Im at work... and cant get it off my mind. And even if we do it I dont find her so... hot. This could be because shes dyes her hair blonde (Im not attracted to blondes). I try to get her to change her hair color to black but its a no go. I also try to get the sex life jumping by encouraging lingerie (which helps). When she wears that ... most of the time I dont need to think of other women. But she has bad taste. The only things that I go wow over her is stuff her friend picks out. All her clothes are like ... eh. Then her friend gets her this AMAZING red dress (brides maid dress) and Im stunned. Her friend also picked out some SEXY lingerie that I like. But when she goes out and picks something I find it ... eh.
We are great socially. Great conversations. We always find something to talk about. And I never was able to communicate with anyone like this but her. I do love her. When Im away from her ... I miss her. I miss holding her... and hugging her. I know I love her.
BUT the problem is the constant fighting (sometimes everyday, sometimes multiple times a day). We fight reguraly like 2 - 3 times a week. Fights where we stop talking. Shes a screamer when she argues... I talk calmly ....so the communicating doesnt work. She also lies a bit... she ll say she mentioned this I ll say no you didnt and boom a fight. We tried going to a counselor many times... Im the one who researches it... and tries to arrange it. She missed the alst 2 - 3 ones I wanted us to go to. I told her I set one up for this Monday. Im thinking of telling her... if you dont come... the marriage is over.
I know if the marriage is lost that the chances of finding someone like , who I can talk with so well... are nill. Even if I find someone whos :O wow gorgeous and gets me going in the bedroom... what does that lead to in the end. A marriage based on looks... which doesnt last.
So what do I do? Any ideas? | | I think you should seperate. The only reason to get divorced is if one of the partners cheated or if they are being abusive. Take a break and explore your options. Write her a letter if it is hard to maturely talk to her. | Do u like this poem? My Reflection
I carefully line my lips in red
adjust my silken straps
my cheeks a glow, bosoms high
wisps of blonde bangs, fallen to my eyes
He is home atlast, awaited patiently
will he walk right past me, again quietly
my skin anticipating his fingers on mine
forgetting he might ignore me like time after time
hope hope, hope and once again hope
the flame is just a flicker, but once was engulfed
come back to me, please hold me tight
one more day, one more night
I hear the door creak, foot steps on wood
Will today be the day, I am seen, and understood?
my hot breath cools as it lands on silk lingerie
but turns cold as he passes in anger and dismay
I cry out in sorrow, please love me, won't you understand?
I feel invisible, and unloved, as my hoping heart is stabbed
Can't you see me? I need a lover, a husband and a friend
though hope prevailed, I am alone , friendless, and unloved, once again
How dare I need love, how dare I need him at all
my eyes weeping,smeared black shadow, I run down the hall
I am filled with regret, guilt, and disgust
I look down at this get up, and I feel like a slut
as I run my silk dress flows in the air
I catch a glimpse of my reflection, who is that girl in the mirror?
tears flowing on porceline skin, luminicant lips of gold
black eyeshadow smeared down, halzel eyes turned emerald
He may not see me and the beauty I have inside and out
or know who I am, for I will never make him proud
and although he can' t see me, this will never ever change
that there has always been a light for me on that stage
I | It's good.
Have u shown it to the the guy in question?
U should |
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